The Carpet

The carpeting in the living room and dining room is some sort of alien color that either looks brown or pink depending on how close you are to it. There has been hours of conversation around what the exact name of this carpet color is. Julie and I have settled on “Cat Barf” as it’s the exact color of regurgitated Fancy Feast. We’re open to any decorating advise on how to play down or mute this abhorrent color short of ripping up the perfectly functional and clean carpeting.

The Dining Room

The dining room is adjacent to the living room and decorated in the same abhorrent pink decor. The seller is including the chandelier and wall sconces. They all operate off the same dimmer switch. This room will be empty for some time as neither Julie nor I own dining room furniture.

The oddball feature of this room is that there is a giant hole cut thru the exterior wall to mount a window AC unit. This is an 80-year-old frame house, so there is no central air. So I guess someone thought it would be great to permanently cut a hole thru a load-bearing exterior wall. The third shot is the dining room AC unit from the outside of the house.